A collection of my favorite nerdy, funny, adorable, feminist, and sometimes sexy things.
Very bad day. Would it be irresponsible to go to the animal shelter and hug a cat instead of eating lunch today?
Volunteer: *wanders in from street* “I have a free hour. How can I help?”
Me: “wow thanks! Let’s make calls together!”
Vol: “oh I don’t make calls”
She can’t walk, right?
Well, rather than build all those crazy ramps and elevators, we just fix people, so that they can become better, and more productive!
» You are awful, and gross! And I was only being polite about your eyes! They are weird! Now you listen to me!
»» Listeners, Steve Carlsberg has just picked up Kevin by his blood-stained lapels.
Oooh! Ooh! Oh!
» You will not change my home town! You will not change my stepbrother! And, Kevin of Desert Bluffs, you will not change, or fix, or do anything at all to my little girl!
»» And– and– and Steve– Steve is carrying him to the open oak door! And– and he just pushed him through into that blinding, awful light!
»» And Kevin is gone.
Kevin/Steve Carlsberg/Cecil Baldwin
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Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part B(via nightvalequotes)