A collection of my favorite nerdy, funny, adorable, feminist, and sometimes sexy things.

 

Very bad day. Would it be irresponsible to go to the animal shelter and hug a cat instead of eating lunch today?

pourquoi-nutmeg:

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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grapefruitmonday
this is so accurate it hurts. omg.

Slacktavists IRL

Volunteer: *wanders in from street* “I have a free hour. How can I help?”

Me: “wow thanks! Let’s make calls together!”

Vol: “oh I don’t make calls”

me:

smartgirlsattheparty:

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

YES!

smartgirlsattheparty:

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

YES!

She can’t walk, right?

Well, rather than build all those crazy ramps and elevators, we just fix people, so that they can become better, and more productive!

» You are awful, and gross! And I was only being polite about your eyes! They are weird! Now you listen to me!

»» Listeners, Steve Carlsberg has just picked up Kevin by his blood-stained lapels.

Oooh! Ooh! Oh!

» You will not change my home town! You will not change my stepbrother! And, Kevin of Desert Bluffs, you will not change, or fix, or do anything at all to my little girl!

»» And– and– and Steve– Steve is carrying him to the open oak door! And– and he just pushed him through into that blinding, awful light!

Oh, smile!

»» And Kevin is gone.

Kevin/Steve Carlsberg/Cecil Baldwin

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part B

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